refresher course

i think aunts should have a refresher course on 6-year-olds who ask a lot of questions...especially those who have 3-year-old little sisters that repeat everything they say ask.

aunt lori,
   what are you doing?
   are you going to clean that?
   can i open this?
   if i put it back?
   look~did you see this?
   where's the CARS cup?

hey, mr. p, how about we try to talk without asking questions...
   why?

ahem...

   did you make this?
   for who?
   who's that?
   do i know her?
   why are you giving it to her?
   this room is a MESS!!  (no question about that!)
   when are we leaving for dinner?
   are all the kids going to be there?
   is uncle ed coming home soon?
   oh, man, don't tell me...is this (CARS blow-up car) kayt's?
   you love me, don't you?

i pulled out the vacuum and he walked into the room so i thought i'd beat him at the game.  before he said anything i said, "vacuuming"
   just this room?

uuuhhh...yep, just this room.